I stole this from my buddy, John at Round is Funny.
What is your favorite word?
It feels good to say it.
What is your least favorite word?
Right now, socialist. Why? Because all of the maroons out there flapping their gums about it are using it incorrectly.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Food. I love to cook. It's a way for me to be creative and to feel in touch with my mother and grandmothers who left me amazing recipes and talent, and I feel fantastic when I make some one's tummy happy.
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What sound or noise do you love?
Rainy spring and fall mornings.
What sound or noise do you hate?
People who abuse the horn on their car on my street at 12 a.m.
What is your favorite curse word?
I have so many it's hard to choose one.
I'll go with fuckstain.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A princess firefighter.
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?