Tuesday, September 28, 2010

We Don't Need Another Hero.

Sure we do!

I only have a minute, but I wanted to jot down a quick list of women who have inspired me this week.

1. My main muse, Crystal Huff.

2. Tonya.

3. KimberLEE

4. TRACKER! YOU GO GIRL!

5. Blue Velvet, as always! LOVE YOU!

6. QUEEN OF CLASS: NeNe LEAKES!


Keep it real, bitches!

Friday, September 24, 2010

THEME SONG FRIDAY!

It is going to be one hell of a weekend in the Nasti! MOTR is open for MPMF, it's my bestie's 35th birthday, the weather is cooling down..... BRING IT!

In the meantime? Office work.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Listless Mondays: Kicking the Bucket List.

Don't you just love fads? Little explosions of popularity, all created to make whoever the evil genius was that thought of them, very wealthy as they drain your pockets of disposable income. Pet rocks, Garbage Pail Kids, those stupid virtual pets, Silly Bandz..... The list is long and extensive. At first glance, one would think that fads were for the amusement of children and adolescents, as adults are way too practical to waste their precious time on such ridiculous endeavors. However, you would be wrong.

The fad du-jour in the "thirty-something" female set is the "life list", or "bucket list". A lengthy inventory of everything you must accomplish before you die, or else suffer eternity as a ghostly haunt in the dance studio you and your husband kept meaning to take Tango lessons in, but could never find the time or justify the expense. DO IT NOW OR DIE A MERE SHELL OF THE WOMAN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU JUST WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO EMBRACE LIFE, SLACKER. Because what the women of our society really need is added pressure and stress by way of life enhancing marketing schemes.

Not to be left out in the cold merely scrutinizing my contemporaries, I have at long last, compiled my bucket list.


THINGS TO DO BEFORE I INEVITABLY GET CANCER AND CROAK.

1. Harness the power to set things ablaze with my mind.

2. Start a Senior Citizen Break Dancing Troupe called the "Get Stale Crew."

3. Knit a cod-piece for Gene Simmons.

4. Win a three-legged race by cheating... I don't know how yet, but I'm working on it.

5. Compile a book of insults called "Velveeta for the Soul".

6. Teach a child how to pick pocket without getting caught. Just a little something to give back.

7. Short-change a blind counter clerk.

8. See what women and horses really do in Tuijuana.

9. Box a kangaroo.

10. Successfully disguise myself as a very important dignitary and prank call Sarah Palin. That should be easy enough.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

THEME SONG FRIDAY!

I am so busy right now, that I'm surprised I have the time to post this! I know, I have a life outside of the internet! Who knew?

I kick ass, I then take numbers.

Friday, September 10, 2010

THEME SONG FRIDAY!

So, I've had a pretty shitty, rough, awful, very bad week.


That is all.

Friday, September 3, 2010

THEME SONG FRIDAY!

Today, 'm going to see my family on Devil's Lake in Michigan! It's my first visit this crazy summer and I have missed the Lake! It's also been a crazy, crazy week trying to get the MOTR Pub ready for opening and work from home.... I just cannot believe it is Friday already! I need some serious skin lotion to combat the dryness from all of the chemicals I've been shoving my hands into. Anyhoodle, I'm stoked to have two Michigan weekends in a row. What's your song?