Sunday, December 28, 2008

Putting the "ASS" in Classy!

As the rest of the country struggles with the Recession, record high foreclosure rates and looming unemployment, Paris Hilton got a new car. Or, her old car......made nicer? Is that nicer?

I don't know what is grosser about this car..... That it looks like enough Pepto on wheels to race through the Jolly Green Giant's esophagus to cure his nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea....(SING IT WITH ME! Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!.... Oh how I adore a catchy jingle.) Or that this car cost $200,000....

Her parents must be really proud..... I know her grandfather isn't. Just when you think she could not get any tackier, Miss Hilton reminds us that she is the most vapid, cum-dumpster on the entire planet.

Kudos, my lady.


  1. I came over here from ChickenLiver, I think that your last comment was brilliant and right on mark. I don't comment there, because Cl absolutely not only censeors comments but she changes their content.

    I haven't been over there in a while, but I am glad I did becuase, as often happens, it introduces me to awesome blogs, like yours!

    I have not had a chance to browse your whole blog, but I will!

  2. Thanks Charlitan....... You wouldn't happen to be a BUSTIE, would you? I think my favorite thing about getting new readers is reading hteir blogs, too.

    About CL, I just fell badly that a person who is talented and intelligent is so bogged down with envy and self righteousness. She is rather clever and she is also a pretty decent writer... I just wish she would use her powers to concentrate on herself and fuck what ever everyone else is doing.

    Thanks for reading!

  3. I am not a BUSTIE, but many of my Livejournal friends (yes, I have two journals, I am lame) are! I loves me some BUST!

    I disagree with you, somewhat, about CL, in that I think she is mean spritied and that she is not the person she says she is, but rather creates her persona to give her snark more bite. I don't see her as intelligent, but I could be wrong.

    Anywho, I am enjoying your blog, so good things come from CL!. LOL!

    Oh and I see you are in Cincy... I am in Dayton!

  4. I think I have seen your user name... I am on LJ, but just so I can keep up with some friends there.

    One of my New Years Resolutions is to see the good in all people; no matter how catty, mean, jealous and ridiculous they act...... Give me until March (when my resolutions usually dissipate into a cloud of necessary guilt and then fade into apathy), and I will probably change my tune! ;-)

    I love BUST, too... I have been an avid reader for about ten years now!

    You're in Dayton? How funny! I live in Northside in Cincinnati, I don't get to Dayton much, but if you are ever down here, let's have a drink!

  5. *copies down cum dumpster * New word for me! Love it and I must say it paints, what I think is, a very accurate picture.